i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My vagina just recognized that song.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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