Duck Duck Cougar?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Everything about him screamed your future.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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