Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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