I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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