I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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