I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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