I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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