Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
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Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize