This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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