You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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