"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she peed on how many people?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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