By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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