new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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