8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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