these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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