BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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