i just google imaged poop.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize