in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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