spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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