Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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