so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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