Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
