It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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