And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You left your phone here
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