so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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