wrigley field is MILF paradise
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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