awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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