just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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