Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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