Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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