Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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