lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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