doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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