Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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