Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
did i just pee glitter
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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