so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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