i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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