Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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