If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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