He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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