How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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