Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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