that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I want a burrito.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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