omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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