She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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