So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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