I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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