As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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