I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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