just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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