Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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