Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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