ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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