seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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