I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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