Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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