So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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